Listen nothing against the big boys
but I be fucking damned just because I'm a big bitch...
yall finna think this fat bitch want a fat nigga.

Nah a nigga thats stocky... like solid thick
that damn he like a brick house type dudes...
I've always been in love with..
not the niggas with all the cuts type
but the chicks know the ones I'm talking about...
yall cool with me...

but yall nassy ass
blobs of massive proportions with no form of shape what so ever looking like
a set of discombobulated tires stacked high

yall sicken me so....

yall always wanna be in my FUCKING FACE SMELLING LIKE A PACK OF HOTLINKS
talking about I'm sexy

If you dont keep ya ole rolly polly humpty dumpty I'm just fat because I got a gland problem and was smaller once but never really was small sitting on a love seat looking like a loveseat two seats in the movie theater taking shake and bake loving deep fried apple eating diet coke drinking I'm trying to watch my figure yet only watching it get wider ass
out my face

I'm going to one day tell you about yourself.
Real fucking talk.
I mean ok you fat I get it.. but don't think just because I'm fat I want someone fatter than me on top of me trying to fuck and sucking up all the fucking air in the damn room.

Can I please breathe?

Nah yall always wanna try that "You hating on ya own kind" BULLSHIT!

No nigga I'm not..
what I'm saying is that you shouldn't be 100 lbs fatter than me talking about I'm going to blow ya back out.


Nigga with the way you walking you look like you about to blow ya own back out let alone even get in the bed with me.

Nigga you wouldn't even get pass the fucking foreplay... because you would collapse from a heart attack or rupture a lung from all the damn excitement.

Yes I'm not a small chick myself and that some men will feel the same way about me
hence why I stay in my lane and not even TRY to be in EVERY CUTE NIGGA FACE BECAUSE I know that I'm not everyone preference.
I'm confidant but not stupid and everyone
not comfy with fat asses SO WHY WILL I TRY TO FORCE IT ON SOMEONE?
That shit is not cool.. yet.... still...you fat fucks try me on all the wrong days.
learn from this blog please... there are other women like me...
and they may not be as nice to warn you.

Your friendly yet not so friendly fat chick,

Candice

Hold up... on another note

HOW THE FUCK YOU FINNA BLOW MY BACK OUT WHEN YA DICK IS LOST UNDER YA TUM?
HMMM?
HMMM?

ANSWER THAT SHIT... NIGGA BY THE TIME YOU MOVE YA GUT
WHIP IT OUT
& ATTEMPT TO INSERT

ILL BE SLEEP
PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!